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This heavyweight white tee features a bold, tongue-in-cheek “People: Absolute Nightmare, Would Not Recommend” graphic, complete with star-rating details and a small “Ferp dept.” mark. It speaks to the dry-humored, socially selective crowd—the people who would rather communicate with a raised eyebrow than a long explanation. The wide silhouette, dropped shoulders, and sturdy cotton feel make it easy to wear with jeans, cargos, or layered under an overshirt. 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